Mad Martha (AKA Turbo Text Game 1000)
Another request from someone who hates me. It's quirky text adventure 'Mad Martha'. I give it the Inept Review treatment before ...
From: Collieuk
Added: 18 years ago
Views: 1,576
5,831 ratings
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Inept Reviews: Renegade 3 ZX Spectrum
Another request. This is the second sequel to the original Renegade arcade game, but exclusive to the home computer like Target ...
From: Collieuk
Added: 18 years ago
Views: 5,037
31,654 ratings
Inept Reviews: James Bond (Atari 2600 VCS)
"James Bond: The Spy who drove a golf club bag over some fiery pits whilst avoiding some unconvincing enemy rockets.
From: Collieuk
Added: 17 years ago
Views: 2,551
33,920 ratings
Inept Reviews: SPACE ACE
SPACE ACE - SYNOPSIS: Take control of the plucky Space Cadet Charley Crikey-Idiealot in this 2 screen adventure for the Super ...
From: Collieuk
Added: 16 years ago
Views: 2,291
1,554 ratings
Inept Reviews: Enduro (Atari 2600 VCS)
Sacre bleu! Pissed Spectrum reviewer in Atari 2600 VCS review shock! Yes my beloved Spectrum chums, I also own an Atari ...
From: Collieuk
Added: 18 years ago
Views: 2,857
47,175 ratings
Myth History In the Making (ZX Spectrum)
Michael J Fox is at it again, traveling back in time and meddling with the past. Obviously he doesn't realise time travel gives you ...
From: Collieuk
Added: 16 years ago
Views: 2,512
6,716 ratings
Inept Reviews: Kenny Dalglish Soccer Match
Legendary footballer Kenny Dalglish despite not being short a bob or two, decided to stick his name on a couple of ZX Spectrum ...
From: Collieuk
Added: 19 years ago
Views: 6,132
43,147 ratings
Inept Reviews: Super Soccer (Snes)
This is no ordinary soccer folks, this is SUPER SOCCER. It's special because it has the word SUPER in it see, just like half the ...
From: Collieuk
Added: 16 years ago
Views: 3,070
16,390 ratings
Earthbound Gameplay - SNES / Super Nintendo
It's 4am and something is amiss in Eagleland as loveable scamp 'Cock' is rudely awoken by the sound of police sirens and some ...
From: Collieuk
Added: 17 years ago
Views: 846
40,996 ratings
Inept Reviews: Donkey Kong Country SNES
Retro reviewer in non-shit old game review shock! Tired of playing crap games that aren't even worthy of slagging off in private, ...
From: Collieuk
Added: 18 years ago
Views: 3,437
38,355 ratings
Inept Reviews: American Tag Team Wrestling ZX Spectrum
It's a very loud review this time as I wage war not only with my wrestling foes, but with my neighbours playing their music full blast.
From: Collieuk
Added: 19 years ago
Views: 4,042
4,937 ratings
Inept Reviews: Dustbin Trilogy + Bonus Material
I don't just review popular games folks, I like to give more than just that back to the retro fans out there. Back in October '08, whilst ...
From: Collieuk
Added: 17 years ago
Views: 1,127
30,714 ratings
Inept Reviews: Kliatba Noci (ZX Spectrum)
Another swear-fest of a Spectrum review. This time some obscure game from a faraway place (probably Slovakia) that I came ...
From: Collieuk
Added: 18 years ago
Views: 2,443
2,182 ratings
Inept Reviews: Street Hassle ZX Spectrum
It's navy boy Roger versus the OAPs of Salford, in this special 'beat the shite out of the old farts' simulator on the ZX Spectrum.
From: Collieuk
Added: 18 years ago
Views: 4,102
28,777 ratings
Inept Reviews: Deviants
How many games can you review when you're pissed? Quite a few apparently. Here is yet another slightly inebriated review of a ...
From: Collieuk
Added: 19 years ago
Views: 1,388
18,232 ratings
Inept Reviews: Pilotwings SNES
"I wish I could fly right up to the sky..." sang Television's Orville the Duck. Well if he had opposable thumbs (and Keith Harris ...
From: Collieuk
Added: 16 years ago
Views: 1,623
27,988 ratings
Inept Reviews: Rampage
Ladies and Gentlemen, Let's get ready to Rumble! Rampage is a bit of a classic 'smash the shite out of everything that moves-'em ...
From: Collieuk
Added: 19 years ago
Views: 2,748
15,095 ratings
Inept Reviews: Midnight Resistance ZX Spectrum
Another pointless review of a ZX Spectrum game. This time it's Midnight Resistance, an arcade conversion by Ocean - they're the ...
From: Collieuk
Added: 19 years ago
Views: 2,656
23,754 ratings
Inept Reviews: Super Ghouls and Ghosts SNES
The Sequel to Ghosts and Goblins, for the SNES. The original was a classic, and the sequel received many favourable reviews...
From: Collieuk
Added: 18 years ago
Views: 2,478
34,975 ratings
Inept Reviews: Hard Ball 3 (Sega Genesis/Megadrive)
Aside from invading other countries, there's no other game Americans like more than Baseball apparently. So here I am with my ...
From: Collieuk
Added: 18 years ago
Views: 9,170
39,652 ratings